Frozen Gravy Fairy
Looking at my Familiars, I noticed that the names Queen (Flaming GV) and Johnny Rotten (Stinky GV) had started a theme.
Possible names I thought of for the Frozen Gravy Fairy:
- Vanilla (Vanilla Ice, his hit "Ice, Ice, Baby" is referenced in the Familiar Haiku)
- LL Cool J
- Coldplay
- Britney Spears (She leaves me cold and had a hit with "Baby, hit me one more time")
- Madonna (Had a hit with "Frozen")
According to the action texts I spoiled for myself, the frozen gravy fairy is apparently female. Which leaves the frostbitten MTV-esque question that so utterly defines our time: Britney or Madonna?
Possible names I thought of for the Frozen Gravy Fairy:
- Vanilla (Vanilla Ice, his hit "Ice, Ice, Baby" is referenced in the Familiar Haiku)
- LL Cool J
- Coldplay
- Britney Spears (She leaves me cold and had a hit with "Baby, hit me one more time")
- Madonna (Had a hit with "Frozen")
According to the action texts I spoiled for myself, the frozen gravy fairy is apparently female. Which leaves the frostbitten MTV-esque question that so utterly defines our time: Britney or Madonna?
posted by Keypunch at
11:58
9 Comments:
Madonna. I don't even want to be reminded of Brittney. *makes a face*
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Anoniem, at 16/8/05 21:36
Hmmm... Personally, I'd go with "Foreigner". They wrote a few songs having to do with comparing the weather to a woman's libido.
Most notably, "Cold as Ice".
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Anoniem, at 16/8/05 22:16
Not Britney. Ever.
I say Vanilla Ice, because even though he (allegedly) has the male equipment, the guy is still a total woman. Yep.
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Anoniem, at 17/8/05 02:11
I'd go with pretty boy Vanilla Ice.
Or how about Bjork?
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Anoniem, at 17/8/05 02:37
Robert Van Winkle.
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Anoniem, at 17/8/05 03:30
Oh, Madonna, definitely. Unless... Coldplay...
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Anoniem, at 17/8/05 19:01
The Britney Spears reference is really obscure. I say Coldplay or LL Cool J.
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Anoniem, at 18/8/05 00:01
Coldplay, definitely
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Anoniem, at 22/8/05 14:13
Madonna, nothing else.
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Anoniem, at 23/8/05 07:05
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