.5k posts!

Well, another Ascension down, and a new one screwed up (I overdrank and forgot to eat, hah!)

This marks my 500th post here.

I'm gonna celebrate this with posting my (Hardcore) skill list. Quite an impressive list, if I say so myself.

Powers of Observatiogn (HP)
Gnefarious Pickpocketing (HP)
Torso Awaregness (HP)
Cosmic Ugnderstanding (HP)
CLEESH (HP)
Thrust-Smack (HP)
Lunging Thrust-Smack (HP)
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (HP)
Tongue of the Otter (HP)
Hide of the Otter (HP)
Claws of the Otter (HP)
Hide of the Walrus (HP)
Claws of the Walrus (HP)
Eye of the Stoat (HP)
Rage of the Reindeer (HP)
Pulverize (HP)
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (HP)
Northern Exposure (HP)
Snarl of the Timberwolf (HP)
Armorcraftiness (HP)
Empathy of the Newt (HP)
Tenacity of the Snapper (HP)
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (HP)
Amphibian Sympathy (HP)
Hero of the Half-Shell (HP)
Tao of the Terrapin (HP)
Manicotti Meditation (P)
Pastamastery (HP)
Leash of Linguini (HP)
Spirit of Ravioli (HP)
Tolerance of the Kitchen (HP)
Transcendental Noodlecraft (HP)
Sauce Contemplation (HP)
Expert Panhandling (HP)
Advanced Saucecrafting (HP)
Elemental Saucesphere (HP)
Impetuous Sauciness (HP)
Diminished Gag Reflex (HP)
The Way of Sauce (HP)
Nimble Fingers (HP)
Mad Looting Skillz (HP)
Crossbow Fever (HP)
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation (HP)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (HP)
Ambidextrous Funkslinging (HP)
Heart of Polyester (HP)
Smooth Movement (HP)
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (HP)
The Moxious Madrigal (HP)
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (HP)
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (HP)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (HP)
The Ode to Booze (HP)
The Sonata of Sneakiness (HP)
Summon Snowcone (HP)
Summon Hilarious Objects (HP)
Summon Candy Hearts (HP)