SMASHY SMASHY!

Yay, by tussling with Nightstands, I got up to level 15. I immediately smashed my plexiglass helmet, a pair of white satin pants and, I will be punished for this, surely, some helmet turtles.

There's little sadder than
"You smash the helmet turtle"
followed by
"You gain a pile of useless powder".

Poor turtle. I'm sorry.