Hardcore Happenings

2005-09-19

Where to go for Booze in the Kindgom?

The modern-day adventurer has a 24-7 booze need. Softcore people can just rely on pulling their booze which they can buy from the mall. In hardcore, you can always vpick moxie sign and visit the Microbrewery. But what if you want something else than IPA for a change? Like hard liquor for mixing your own fine cocktails? I present thee...

A Boozetefarian's Guide to the Kingdom's finest.

Here are the top places to get booze. In parenthesis is the moxie you need to avoid getting hit in that place.
Barrel of Barrels (24): Bottles of gin, rum, vodka, whiskey. (Beware the exploding barrels!)
The "Fun" House (29): Bottles of gin, rum, tequila, vodka & boxed wine. Look for shaky clowns.
South of the Border (34): Bottles of tequila. Try asking a mariachi.
Whitey's Grove (48): Boxed wine. Just lying about.
Frat House (53): Bottles of gin, vodka, whiskey. Foties also avaiable. Beer in cans and six-packs. Obviously not a BYO party.
Pirate's Cove (78): Bottles of rum. Yo-ho-ho.
The Goatlet (78): Bottles of whiskey. With cheese to go.
Menagerie Level 3 (88): Bottles of whiskey, rum, tequila, vodka, gin & boxed wine. Just poke a booze giant.

Special note: If you have a ten-leaf clover, you can get a roll of drink tickets when visiting the Frat House. Use the ticket while you have the Frat Boy disguise on and you receive a variety of boozes.

Mixing ingredients:
A great place for mixing ingredients is the Hippy Store on the Mysterious Island. Rob a hippy from his filthy clothes and go there in disguise.