Day 5: Stir-Fried Fries

No, I didn't actually eat any stir-fried fries. I did eat a stir-fry though. The Pirates were too strong for me, so I dabbled around a bit in the Hippy Camp, the sewers, the Frat House and the Treasury.

I don't get it, even with my stainless steel pants and a 30-pound Cheshire Bat, the Orcs still don't drop much meat. I realize they're students who spend all their meat on booze, but they didn't drop much of that either. They dropped ice-cold beers and foties, but only two bottles of the good stuff. So, I mostly drank IPA.

From the treasury, I got beans, for burrito's. Not that I need more muscle, but it's better than nothing. Adventuring for the items for a stir-fry (or even chow mein) was trickier than I thought. Basic pasta dishes might be more my thing. It was only at the end of the day, that I scraped enough meat together for Pastamastery. I had eaten to fullness and drank to near fullness by then, so I just pre-emptively conjured up the dry noodles.

I also got this new item "deodorant", from the frat house, but I've kinda gotta figure when that's going to be handy. I did not get reodorant from the hippies.

In conclusion, my adventuring was a bit too fragmented today to be spectacularly efficient, but at least I got Pastamastery.

So, I thought, "Screw today!", and downed vodka mixed with orange juice.

[edit] I almost forgot: Sneaky Pete's Key from the Dungeon. Hurray, that's done!

Keypunch (#30036)
Level 7
Macaroni Magician
Turns Played (this run): 603
Days Played (this run): 5